- Mom: Now fall on your butt.
- Me: That's not very nice mom.
- Mom: Well, everyone else has. Why shouldn't she?
My mom is more angry than I am that Lochte didn’t get gold. I keep telling her that another American got gold. She says, “I know, I just wish it was reversed! He got it in 2008. Darn! Darn! Darn!”
My mom is mad at the Olympics committee because they banned youtube from showing any part of the Olympic opening ceremonies.
I think she wants to call someone and talk to them.